Man, you know who is a dick? 12-hours-ago-me, that’s who.

He was all, “man, I totally can’t be bothered to change the bed. I know, I’ll take all the sheets off and  leave the bed bare, then that sucker, 12-hours-later-me, will have no choice but to put new sheets on!”

I bet he thinks he’s pretty clever. Well I’ve got news for him: who gets to sleep in fresh clean sheets? Not you, bitch!

Also: if I ever run into the little git he is going to get such a smack to the face.