Things I have learned today that were pretty fun to learn:

- Introducing yourself to people with a false name never gets old.

- The kids in the Harry Potter movie have declared long floppy hair officially in, which is pretty sexy.

- People give you bloody funny looks if you hold a drinking straw at arms length, close one eye and loudly declare that it is taller than them.

- It’s OK to refer to other guys as “cute”, so long as you are confident in your own manliness, or something.

- All my previous girlfriends were totally rubbish kissers. Sorry girls, but now it seems you were all a whole order of magnitude out.

- Private Eye is still funny as hell. Seriously. Check out this personal ad I found in the back: “Deconstructed new romantic seeks neurotic girl outsider for whining and dining. Cambridge. Reply box 147844″ I dunno, maybe it’s secret code for some spies somewhere? I certainly can’t imagine the guy will get many dates, unless… Adeline?