I still can’t think of a post title

So, when you were reading Qwantz for the first time, did you do that thing where you didn’t realise that every comic has alt-text until half-way through and then you’re all “fuck, but I can’t go back!”

Ever do that in a relationship?

When people tell you that you should put nuts in a brownie they are lying to you. They may also be lying to you about putting cannabis in there, but I do not know this for sure. I am sure on the nuts though, and not just because it would kill my girlfriend. On a related note, I had to stop her from eating crunchy nut cornflakes yesterday. Not because I wasn’t prepared to deal with anaphylaxis, you understand, but because I wanted them all for myself. They are so good.

Anyway, brownies.

They are lying to you, because you should actually be putting marshmallows in there. Seriously, I just did it and it makes a most delicious brownie-varient. You should go and do that now.

2 Responses to “I still can’t think of a post title”


  • when I skimmed that, I was sure I saw the word “cannabis” in there.

    I guess not ^_^;;

    And also, for nut consumering audience out there, walnuts are a particularly fine addition to Chocolate Brownies.

  • Coroners Report – “death by stupidity”

    I probably wouldn’t die. I can’t investigate this now. =( Do I get to play anaphylactic roulette with a bag of revels??

    Personally I can think of worse ways to go. =D They may or may not involve a curious ferret.. ~

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