My last exam ever (barring unlikely postgraduate education) was on Wednesday. Yes it went pretty OK, thanks for asking.

Drinking then followed, and now I’m left feeling slightly overweight, very tired and totally free!

Free to never lie-in in the week, free to go to bed at a sensible time, free to worry about my long-term security. I am free, in short, to stop being a layabout student and go get a job.

Freedom has never been such a pain in the arse.