Really disgusting things that you really hope never happen to you:

• seeing an insect crawling across the surface of your eyeball
• reaching for the mouthwash, and finding that the bottle is full of sediment
• being thrown up on, a lot
• being in the really stinky corridor in this one building I often work in
• disposing of a festering urine-soaked mattress
• treading in dog shit barefoot

I may add more later. Horribly, all but 2 and 3 have happened to me. No, no, I don’t want your sympathy, but if you ever feel you need web-hosting from Dreamhost, then go there from the button on the right of this page, since they reward me handsomely for referrals .