Tonight we cooked everything.

There was chicken, some of it wrapped in bacon, mashed potato, poached eggs, fried mushrooms, brussel sprouts, parsnips, steamed carrots and also peas.

One of the most varied meals I’ve had in a while, made all the more unusual because Helen and I are on a really restrictive diet right now. No sugar, no dairy, no gluten, no corn, no soya, no pepper, no vinegar, no sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it’s dark.

Basically, we’ve cut out everything that everyone could possibly be intolerant to, and then once we’ve been clean for two weeks we’ll re-introduce stuff one by one in a very methodical fashion and see that happens.

Mealtimes around here are very boring right now. I long for chocolate. Shit, even a yoghurt-covered banana chip would thrill me right up right now.

Last exam of the season tomorrow. Law. Argh.