This is for Adeline, who has just upgraded from this, to one of these. As a Powerbook owner the door has now been opened for you to many exciting new experiences and opportunities! Now you can:
- beat people about the head with your computer
- get interesting burns when you forget why nobody calls them laptops anymore
- waste whole hours trying to get online from one of those new GNER trains
- be distracted from your work wherever you are!
- play a wide variety of porn files
- turn OS X’s shadows back on
- er…..
- and other things!
Enjoy your new Powerbook, I’ll come and molest it soon 
Interesting uses for my new computer
Is “Turn off the Moose which is a truely classic feature” included in the “er” or the “and other things? I’ll miss my iMac every now and again…maybe…
xx
Now you have two computers, you should set up an Xgrid cluster!