Monthly Archive for May, 2010

Cross between a 'bulldog and Chihuahua' – Boris on the coalition


Oh Boris, ever the marvellous-quote machine.

It’s actually glowing praise if you go into the full text of the interview, but I doubt most pundits will see past the unfortunate simile.

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Steve Jobs Says Printing "Will Come" for iPad


And like copy and paste before it, how many people will actually use this much-bemoaned “missing” feature when it actually turns up?

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Ready to blow?


And this week’s suggestive headline award goes to…

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Can't find a smartbook to buy? Blame Adobe


Another fine reason to open Flash up so vendors and browser makers can roll their own implementation.

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Let’s not kid ourselves (sorry, I’m talking about Flash)

Imagine if there were competing flash runtimes. What if Adobe made “Adobe Flash”, Microsoft made MS Flash* and Google had it very own GFlash plugin. Three runtimes that all played .swf files in your browser, each competing with each other to be the fastest, the most secure, or the most efficient.

I’m pretty sure nobody would mind about Flash so much then.

Let’s not kid ourselves, nobody outside the FSF has an ideological problem with flash being “closed” software, and it’s not like Flash is the only way you can make annoying ads (you may have seen people mention BusinessWeek’s animated header-covering HTML5 animated ad). Nope, the performance is all John Q. Web User** cares about.

Meanwhile, browser makers are deadlocked in an arms race towards faster, more efficient and more stable HTML, CSS and JavaScript rendering so that they can compete for your business (that would be the fractions-of-a-penny that search engines pay them every time you use that built-in search field).

Earnest competition in an open market leading to a better product? Somebody call Maggie Thatcher!

* Silverlight is not the same as MS Flash for the purposes of this discussion, since it can’t play the same .swf files.
** Not that John Q. Web User cares nearly so much as John Q. Web Pundit, of course.

VIDEO: Batman XXX A Porn Parody – The Official Trailer Plus Screencaps


High budget porn-spoofs continue to confound me. Who actually buys these?

Unrelated: why is The Joker holding a Star Trek TOS phaser?

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