Loads is going on right now.

Valentine’s day is nearly over, and my baby is baking me treats right now. I may have to go lick batter soon – it is my duty.

I spent half of today being groomed for gainful employment, and will spend all of tomorrow doing the same.

Some dude added me on facebook who I do not know, but I have seen around campus. I suspect his motives are sinister.

I got a shiny new phone on Monday, but Three are being rubbish about it. Maybe it’ll be activated tomorrow? Probably won’t get to keep it anyway, so meh.

Last weekend took place in London, visiting Kel for her birthday. It was pretty rad, and we ate cool sushi and doughnuts. I hate coaches though, never again.

I suck at not eating things I am intolerant to.

There you go, this is more or less everything that has happened in my life since I last blogged. Or since last week anyway.

But what I really want to talk to you about is quantum computers, specifically this one.

I used to be a physicist, and it’s left some kind of residual geekiness that means I think shit like this is really awesome. Like a hundred billion hot-dogs awesome. It also kind of tickles me that someone wrote a su doku solver for it. I’m kind of disappointed nobody’s ported Doom to it yet, but give it time.