Next time I decide that I want to ‘catch up’ with people I’ve not kept in touch with since school. Next time I think that a night out in Derby won’t be composed entirely of not quite being able to hear stupid people say stupid things. Next time I think that my life needs more alcohol in a public context. Next time I completely forget what a goddamn retarded idea all of the above is I can just read this and be saved. Right?
On the plus side, a well-stocked and free bar meant I got to sample the dubious joys of absinthe again. Of course, this also means that I am all sorts of dehydrated right now, and that my car is still parked over at Pride Park. Also: my wrist is sprained, somehow. Do I still win? Only just, I feel.

I totally didn’t see this at all
I think it would have improved things
You know, I do like how absinthe never really gives one a hangover per se, preferring to leave its victim feeling dizzy and still a little drunk in the morning. This is clearly the way forward.
Oh, and some guy was telling me how cool the new Strokes album is, because apparently it got leaked already. I just assumed that didn’t happen any more, since record companies are so hot on that these days and it’s pretty goddamn easy to stop. But whaddya know: he was right, it was, it’s coming down now. I’ll let you know how it works out, mmmkay? Apparently the opener is a real blinder and it’s generally full of very different stuffs, which would be nice.
The Plan for today:
- get hydrated, eat
- kill the pile of washing up with any means necessary
- take out the goddamn bin
- write an essay
- watch some cartoons
- make that address book program
I think you’ll agree: this is a plan we can all get behind one hundred percent, perhaps even a little more.